I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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