I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Its about making memories worth repressing
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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