Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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