my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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