you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
