do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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