How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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