I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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