My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
only if we run a train.
done.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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