God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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