I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
dude. I can hear the air.
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