Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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