i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Randomize