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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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