I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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