You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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