Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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