what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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