my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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