what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again