I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.