I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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