He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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