$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize