I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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