Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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