this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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