The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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