Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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