I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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