Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
