she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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