Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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