erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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