this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
PANTIES FOUND
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