Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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i think i have two assholes
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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