So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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