I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?