check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
What changed your mind?
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny