White coat. Heels.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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