driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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