So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he puts the penis in happiness.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize