he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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