David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
