I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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