ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My life is pants optional.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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