google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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