1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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