The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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