If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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