come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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