when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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