its not stalking. its research.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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