uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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