Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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