I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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