she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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