just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Holy shit dude........stairs
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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