Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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